Mainstay Pops

The 99 Cent Penis Lollipop

Don’t need an entire bouquet of penis lollipops? These individual pops make up the bouquet. The 99 Cent is a short, fat penis that comes in 4 flavors: strawberry, grape, cherry and yellow. The penis is 1.5 inches long, and the lollipop is 7.5 inches with the plastic stick. The quality is good and the taste pleasant.

Penis Ring

This lollipop reminds us of the joke repeated in the awful movie, The Love Guru: 

Intimacy is like putting your wiener on a table and having someone say, ‘Hey, That looks like a penis, only smaller!’

This cute little pink penis can be worn on your (very small) finger, and it will stay on the ring if you don’t bite down. Length is 1.5 inches, 2.5 inches with the ring. Quality is high, and three flavors are available: grape, cherry and strawberry, though the taste is not strong.

Amazing Penis Sucker

The adorable Amazing Penis Sucker comes in 3 fruit flavors: Sexy Strawberry, Groping Grape, and Cheeky Cherry, all of which taste fine. The pop is 2 inches long, 4.5 inches with the plastic stick, and one inch wide at the base. The sucker is a good quality item that will serve well at any bachelorette party.

All Day Sucker

The All Day Sucker has a flat backside so it lays well on a table, and its rounded shape is very noticeable with no imperfections. The head is particularly distinctive. The pop comes in three tasty flavors: cherry, strawberry, and orange. It weighs 1.41 ounces (40 grams) and has 98 calories. It is 2.5 inches long, 4 inches with the small plastic stick. Scrotum width is 1.75 inches.

Lusty Lickers

Let’s face it: there are penises and then there are cocks. The Lusty Licker may be a lollipop, but it’s all cock with its fat, bulbous head, and veiny shaft and balls. The back side is flat but this takes nothing away from the realism. The flavors are strange: strawberry, pina-colada, chocolate and orange. Luckily, they don’t taste like much, no matter what they’re called. Each pop weighs one ounce (29 grams) and has 98 calories. It is 3 inches long., 3.5 inches with ring, and 1.75 inches wide.